I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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