shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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