is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
