Fuck appropriateness.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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