you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
