I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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