No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
whose parrot is this?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
