White coat. Heels.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Randomize
