Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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