Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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