Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
