im so drunk with asians
where?
always
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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