So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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