i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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