I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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