ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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