i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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