dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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