doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
We need to get me chipped asap
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