Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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