I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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