Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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