it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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