I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Randomize
