i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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