i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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