My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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