I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
soo... how was my night?
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