When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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