She is in my trunk
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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