Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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