whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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