I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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