Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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