You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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