yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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