i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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