so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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