Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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