Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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