I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
