dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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