Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
