would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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