normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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