Heybabeimwearingurpanties
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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