Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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