these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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