Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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