**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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